tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74821196607132786442024-03-20T22:01:11.955+08:00isumbongmoSari-saring Impormasyon, Sumbong at Aksyon. Dito mo Isumbong.benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.comBlogger171125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-91752244818652818962019-12-14T15:14:00.003+08:002019-12-22T01:04:03.666+08:00Action in Palawan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Ang inyong lingkod ngayon ay nasa palawan,<br />
pero hindi kukupas ganon parin ang galawan.<br />
Mga kababahihan nagsisigawan,<br />
aksiyon ko ang siyang may kagagawan<br />
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Enjoy your holidays mga kasumbong!<br />
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-85765907689482332332019-12-14T15:04:00.000+08:002019-12-22T01:02:40.501+08:0010 Ways on How to prevent Lazyness on Study<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
These are my few tips from my personal experience on how to get excited or atleast prevent laziness going to school.<br />
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<b>1. Avoid absentiness</b><br />
one of the reason why I cant appreciate the days during my schooldays is because I cant relate on whats happening, I dont know what my teacher is talking about especially in high school math. in math, I feel like its everyday survival on quiz, where to find the answer. then I tried to limit my self atleast one absent per month, then enjoy every quiz and excited to perfect it.<br />
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<b>2. Find your inspiration</b><br />
It is my favorite one, when I was in school I look to the most beautiful girl inside the room. (ahihihi) impossible it seems I tried to impress her in everyway possible. I go to wakeup everymorning and look to the mirror checking how i loook this sunrise. and thats it.<br />
having a crush is a good way, in my experience my crush always go to school very early. still dont know why I need to awake early to see her, something weird? I cant explain it by words sorry. its my monday sickness cure<br />
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<b>3. Friend Seeker</b><br />
Try to be likeable guy, if you have a lot of friends the more its convenient. then the days go by you will find your bestfriends, those are the ones that will trul;y be with in times of trouble.<br />
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<b>4. Break your records.</b><br />
Its simple! try to break what your last record. be better in grades, attendace, morning in, exam scores etc. Just like Michael Jackson said------- just beat it!<br />
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<b>5. Have a Pet.</b><br />
Just the days go by, you will excited everyday what is its grows. I dont know its my stress reliever in stress in school.<br />
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<b>6. Recite and be active on Discussion</b><br />
Many of you will wonder, "recites? Hey@ what if you dont know the answer?"<br />
the things is, for there are two types of recitation; r<b>ecite if you know the answer</b> and <b>recite if you don't know the answer.</b> the first one is the common. the second one is when you raise your hand if you want to find out more or to clarify what your teacher said. Focus on your techer on what he is saying and try think a good question something your teacher may appreciate.<br />
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When i was on highschool many thought my recitation is a bad way of "getting attention" but for me its a sign of respect. to interact to whta your teachers is doing and to tell him/her that you are a good listener.<br />
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<b>7. Do your Homeworks, Reportings, Scheduled Task Well Prepared.</b><br />
Preparing homework and passing it makes you refrain from absentiness. In my experience, I always make my every reporting in a amusement way. I add jokes, comedy skit, love ingredients its above average. Thats make me to get excited to show it to the class, i imagine their laughter so thats make me dont missed the day.<br />
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<b>8. Chocolates.</b><br />
Chocolates has a compounds that caused our brain to release endorphins that make ones become happy. click this link below to read more<br />
<a href="https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/does-chocolate-make-you-happy/">https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/does-chocolate-make-you-happy/</a><br />
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<b>9. Talk to your Teacher.</b><br />
Take the opportuniy, you can talk to your teacher to make you more confident to them than scared.<br />
They have a lot of lesson they can teach you more than books. until now I still remember what my teacher said to us that day " ang tunay na matapang sa utak lumalaban" or the true brave man fight with their minds(not in physical).<br />
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<b>10. Practice your mind to be busy</b><br />
Make a habit of being an active one while you are young, then you will notice yourself guilty for being a procrastination. Enjoy your schooldays, in my experience, this is the one of my greatest years of my life.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Corny but funny, mga koleksyon ng mga pinakanakakatawang knock knock jokes,</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">ginalugad ko ang internet, at humukay ng mga naalala kong knock knock jokes at nagtanong sa maraming kaibigan. sana magustuhan ninyo, fine thank you!</span><br />
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Knock knock.</div>
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Who`s there?</div>
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CIVIL</div>
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Civil who?</div>
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CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,</div>
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CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.</div>
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Knock Knock</div>
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who's there?</div>
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canada</div>
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canada, who?</div>
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nakaligo canada sa dagat ng basura</div>
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Knock, Knock<br />
who's there<br />
New Zealand<br />
New Zealand, who?<br />
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo, at ang kamay nila ang iyong ilaw...<br />
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who's there?</div>
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FEU UST</div>
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FEU UST who?</div>
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FEU UST what i see, youre the answer to my pray</div>
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who's there?</div>
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TODA?</div>
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TODA who?</div>
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TODA fire... to the limit, to the wall</div>
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who's there?</div>
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Kinurot ko kinurot-kurot ko pa</div>
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Kinurot ko kinurot-kurot ko pa, who?</div>
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Ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby</div>
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kinurot ko, kinurot-kurot ko pa.</div>
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Knock Knock</div>
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who's there?</div>
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Kangkong carrots lettuce tomato</div>
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Kangkong carrots lettuce tomato, who?</div>
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new york... kangkong carrots lettuce tomato</div>
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Knock knock.</div>
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Who`s there?</div>
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CASHEW NUT.</div>
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Cashew nut who?</div>
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Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…<br />
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Knock knock.</div>
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Who`s there?</div>
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JEWISH.</div>
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JEWISH who?</div>
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Don't JEWISH your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't JEWISH your girlfriend was freak like me. Don't cha... Don't cha...</div>
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Knock Knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare </div>
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pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare, who?</div>
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pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare, hallelu... hallelujah...</div>
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Knock knock.</div>
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Who`s there?</div>
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SOLUSYON</div>
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Solusyon who?</div>
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SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao</div>
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san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..</div>
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who’s there?</div>
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RIVERBOAT</div>
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RIVERBOAT who?</div>
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RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.</div>
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who’s there?</div>
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GINABING KOKEY</div>
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GINABING KOKEY who?</div>
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Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.</div>
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who’s there?</div>
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AGATHA</div>
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AGATHA who?</div>
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AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night<br />
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who’s there?</div>
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COME BACK TO ME</div>
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COME BACK TO ME who?</div>
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COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.</div>
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Knock knock </div>
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who's there?</div>
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phone na nokia </div>
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phone na nokia who?</div>
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phone na nokia di sinasadya 'Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko</div>
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Knock, Knock</div>
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who’s there?</div>
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SAFARI</div>
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SAFARI who?</div>
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got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.</div>
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Knock, knock.</div>
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Who’s there?</div>
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Jhamppong</div>
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Jhamppong who?</div>
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Jhamppong mga daliri kamay at paa, dalawang tenga, dalawang mata, ilong na maganda.<br />
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Knock, knock.</div>
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Who’s there?</div>
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Mentos</div>
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Mentos who?</div>
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Mentos, my knees, my shoulder, mey head..</div>
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knock knock </div>
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who's ther?</div>
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Mama Para taxi</div>
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Mama Para taxi who?</div>
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im your biggest fan ill follow you until you love me</div>
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Mama para Taxi</div>
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knock knock..</div>
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Whos's there </div>
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Lady GaGa</div>
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Lady GaGa who?</div>
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kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling nang iba.</div>
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Knock, Knock</div>
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Who’s there?</div>
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Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.</div>
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Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?</div>
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Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I’mma fight ‘til we see the sunlight!</div>
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knock knock</div>
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whos there</div>
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isabaw mo ang kanin sa ihi ng kambing</div>
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isabaw mo ang kanin sa ihi ng kambing, who?</div>
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isabaw mo ang kanin sa ihi ng kambing...liwanag sa dilim</div>
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Knock knock!</div>
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Who’s there?</div>
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Pikachu</div>
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Pikachu who?</div>
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Pikachu, I’mma tell you one time.</div>
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knock knock</div>
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who's there?</div>
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hayden kho</div>
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hayden kho who?</div>
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hayden kho kayang tangapin na mawawala ka na sa akin</div>
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Knock, knock.</div>
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Who’s there?</div>
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Paniki.</div>
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Paniki who?</div>
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Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!</div>
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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HONDA</div>
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HONDA who?</div>
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HONDA first day of christmas my true love sent to me.</div>
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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HONDA</div>
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HONDA who?</div>
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Honda randandan, hapi hapi hapi birthday, sayo ang inuman, sakin ang pulutan</div>
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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DINA BONNEVIE, GARY V</div>
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DINA BONNEVIE, GARY V who?</div>
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DINA BONNEVIE my lover, GARY V my friend<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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sinigang</div>
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sinigang who?</div>
sinigaaannnggg, sandal ka lang at 'wag mong pipigilan<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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kamuning</div>
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kamuning, who?</div>
<strong></strong> Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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soon to open Pan de Manila</div>
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soon to open Pan de Manila, who?</div>
Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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The hill and cow</div>
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The hill and cow, who?</div>
The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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Pacquiao</div>
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Pacquiao, who?</div>
But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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lasengga</div>
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lasengga, who?</div>
All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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2ne1</div>
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2ne1, who?</div>
7 + 7 + 7.. 2ne1.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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Pulis may wang-wang-wang</div>
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Pulis may wang-wang-wang, who?</div>
Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">floor</span>. Ooh<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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china</div>
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China, who?</div>
Chinaaa... ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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What can be</div>
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What can be, who?</div>
What can be bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit, maglalayag patungong langit.<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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Coca cola</div>
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Coca cola, who?</div>
Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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little manuel</div>
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little manuel, who?</div>
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell<br />
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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cheesy-palaman-sa-tastyl</div>
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cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty, who?</div>
No he can’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.<br />
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Knock, knock.</div>
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Who’s there?</div>
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Thomas</div>
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Thomas who?</div>
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Thomas love will kill you, if you can't make up your mind...</div>
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Knock knock</div>
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Who's there?</div>
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Ogre si Shrek, Mommy</div>
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Ogre si Shrek, Mommy, who?</div>
Ogre si Shrek, Mommy... Im forever yours... Faithfully...<br />
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Knock knock<br />
Whos there?<br />
Lahat tayo guwapo at magaganda<br />
Lahat tayo gwapo at magaganda who?<br />
you are the only exception, you are the only exception<br />
-----from comedy bar<br />
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<b>Boy: </b>Knock Knock<br />
<b>Girl </b>:Whos there?<br />
<b>Boy:</b> Puso mo<br />
<b>Girl:</b> Puso mo, who?<br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><b>Boy: </b>There it goes, up in the sky</span><br style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">There it goes, beyond the clouds</span><br style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">For no reason why</span><br style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">I can't cry hard enough</span><br style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">No, I can't cry hard enough</span><br style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">For you to hear me now</span> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Girl:</b> (nagtataka) eh nasaan yung "puso mo"?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Boy:</b> yung puso ko, diba nasa iyo</span><br />
(cheesy)
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-78013917958766726422018-04-15T16:13:00.002+08:002018-05-13T19:36:15.608+08:00Pampatangos ng Ilong<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Gusto mo ba ng pampatangos ng ilong? Puwes, nasa tamang pahina ka.<br />
Gumawa ako ng listahan ng ibat-ibang klase ng pampatangos ng ilong.<br />
Mga tips, advices at kaalaman na maaring makatulong sa iyo.<br />
Pero kung ako tatanungin di naman pangit ang pango, kaiingit nga eh, pang sundalo.<br />
(nakadapa kasi)<br />
Any way. narito na ang 10 paraan Pampatangos ng ilong.<br />
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<b>1. Plastic Surgery</b><br />
Pwede mong pa-opera ang iyong ilong para tumangos sa loob lang ng 2 o higit pang oras. kailangan mo lang ay maraming pera at mapagkakatiwalaang surgeon.<br />
dadagdagan o babawasan yung nosebridge ng ilong. gagamit ng silicone hanggang maabot ang desire nose shape. at sa wakas hindi mo na kailangan mag selfie ng pa-sideview.<br />
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<b>2. Nose Up</b><br />
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Sa halagang 80 pesos lang, pwedeng umasa.<br />
Sinearch ko sa shopee. suotin lamang ito sa loob ng 10-15 minutes daily na parang sipit.<br />
made in japan kaya quality.<br />
Hindi rin masakit, komportable at adjustable para sa ibat-ibang klase ng porma ng ilong. kahit pa parang upuan ng bike yan.<br />
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<b>3.Nose Lift</b><br />
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Napanood ko sa Shopping Channel.<br />
Pampatangos ng ilong sa loob lang ng 2 hingahan. isusuot mo ito sa loob ng ilong para tumangos and voyla!... hindi na mahuhulog ang shades mo.<br />
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<b>4. Massage</b><br />
Masahiin ang ilong, may ilang tutorial para diyan.<br />
to summarize. pisilin ang ilong ng dahan-dahan ('wag galit)<br />
pababa at pataas sa loob ng ilang minuto kada-araw.<br />
kung hindi epektive pampatangos ng ilong, magpasalamat ka na lamang atleast nakakahinga ka pa.<br />
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<b>5. Ngumiti.</b><br />
Sa pamamagitan ng pagngiti. na parang nakapikit ang mata at kumukunot ang bridge ng ilong.<br />
maaring mapatangos ang ilong. kung hindi epektib ngumiti pa rin. nakaka-inlove ang taong jolly.<br />
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<b>6. Kawayan </b><span style="color: red;">(Huwag seryosohin, biro lang)</span><br />
Isa sa epektib pampatangos ng ilong,<br />
Kumuha ng kawayan, lagyan ng bubuyog ang loob. itaklob sa ilong. kakagatin nila jollibees ang balat ng ilong mo para mamaga.<br />
Tiisin para tumangos ang ilong and congrats...... nag embossed na ang ilong mo. HooraaYY!!!<br />
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<b>7. Make-Up</b><br />
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Madalas gawin ni Michael V at paolo ballesteros<br />
pag nagpapanggap na babae sa mga show niya.<br />
humingi ng tulong sa make-up artist para matutong magcontour.<br />
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<b>8. Photoshop</b><br />
"Pag matangos pointed nose, kapag pango, disappointed nose?" madalas na panlait sa social media.<br />
kaya kung dadamdamin mo ang pang-aasar, gumamit ng photoshop. pampatangos ng ilong instantly.<br />
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<b>Tip:</b> Minsan hindi naman maliit ang ilong mo eh, baka malaki lang mukha mo.<br />
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<b>9. Eyeglasses for Flat Nose.</b><br />
Alam mo bang pwedeng tumangos ang ilong sa pagsuot lang ng akmang "eyeglasses"? Oo pwede. Nasa tamang porma lang yan at tamang pagpili ng frame. Pumili ng metal frame na mas manipis. Mas nagiging flat kasi ang nose kapag makapal or plastic frame ang ginamit.<br />
Ito naman ang rekomendado ko pampatangos ng ilong.<br />
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<b>10. Yoga</b><br />
Ang Yoga ay di lang healthy lifestyle. Pampatangos din ng ilong.<br />
Sa pamamagitan ng paghinga tatangos na ang ilong.<br />
Ganito ang easy steps:<br />
1. Umupo ng komportable, magrelax, clear your mind.<br />
2 Gamit ang |hintuturo takpan ang kaliwang butas ng ilong. pwedeng hinliliit o hinlalaki ang gamitin. depende sa size ng butas.<br />
3. Huminga sa isang butas ng 30 seconds.<br />
sabihin ang linya na ito:<br />
"Di baleng flat ang gulong, 'Wag lang ang ilong" (sampung beses).<br />
Ang sampung beses na pagsabi nito ay katumbas ng 30 segundo.<br />
4. Pagkatapos, sa kabilang butas naman. gawin lang din ang step 1,2, & 3.<br />
5. Gawin ang session atleast 10 minutes per day.<br />
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<b>Tip: </b>Pwede ring linisin ang kabilang butas habang humihinga sa isa. diba?<br />
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Ayan lamang ang sampu sa mga paraaan kung paano patangusin ang ilong.<br />
Salamat sa pagbasa, sana ay napatawa kita.<br />
Ang tunay na purpose ng blog na ito ay tawanan lang ang problema. at wag problemahin ang mga bagay na pwedeng hindi problemahin. Lahat ng bagay may solusyon, kung wala wag nang problemahin.<br />
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Magiging kontento ka, pwede ka parin namang magsuot ng shades kahit pango, meron nga nagba-bra kahit flat.<br />
Para di mahulog lagyan ng goma ang shades o maglakad ka ng patingala.<br />
o kung maniniwala ka sa akin.<br />
hindi lahat ng pango ay di kaakit-akit at hindi lahat ng pango ay pangit. Di dapat sukatan ng kagandahan ang haba ng ilong. eh ano kung di ka makasuot ng shades?<br />
wag mong maliitin ang ilong mo, cute kaya.<br />
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salamat<br />
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credits:<br />
free photos by <a href="http://pexels.com/">pexels.com</a><br />
https://www.facebook.com/Michael-Bitoy-V-270144698694/<br />
http://japino.net/nose-shape-of-your-dreams/<br />
http://www.buhayofw.com/blogs/blogs-beauty-pagpapaganda/paano-tumangos-ang-pango-na-ilong-paraan-para-mapaganda-mapatangos-588f4fc8bfadf<br />
<span style="text-align: center;">photo from https://nonsurgical-nosejob.com/index.php/tag/nose-lift-price/</span><br />
<span style="text-align: center;">nakakatawa.blogspot.com</span><br />
<span style="text-align: center;">http://www.jokespinoy.com/pinoy-jokes/butas-ng-ilong/</span><br />
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-53065679679597445012014-10-06T17:04:00.001+08:002018-04-26T11:15:38.257+08:00Sumbong: Hilig Makinood sa Ginagawa mo sa Computer Shop<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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narito ang mga sumbong na natanggap natin:<br />
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"pag naglalaro ako sa isang netcafe. mararamdaman ko na lang na dumarami na ang mga nanonood na sa akin. halos sa tenga ko na sila humihinga. wala pa akong privacy"<br />
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"nahihiya tuloy akong magsurf sa FB profile ng mga tsiks, kasi laging may nakikiusyuso, pag naguumpukan sila, kala ng iba porn ang pinapanood ko"<br />
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"hindi lang sila nakikinuod, inuutusan ka pa nila. kulang na lang ay sila na ang humawak ng keyboard at mouse, pag di nila gusto yung pinanood ko sasabihin nilang "wag yan corny, eto maganda""<br />
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"nababasa nila yung usapan na dapat kami lang ng kausap ko ang maka-alam"<br />
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"nag-uumpukan sila sa likod ko. karaniwan mga batang kumakain ng ice candy at galing lang sa habul-habulan"<br />
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"nakakailang maglaro pag may taong nakikinood sa iyo. nakikinood rin pati yung katabi ko na may PC rin naman sa harapan pero sa monitor ko tumitingin."<br />
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Iyan sila at marami pang ibang sumisigaw ng hustisya ang nagsadya sa amin. Agad naman kaming kumilos.<br />
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Patuloy ang aming ginagawang raid at pag-aresto sa mga talamak na gumgawa ng ganyang nakakairitang gawain.<br />
Karaniwan sa mga nahuli ay menor de edad. nagulantang naman ang mga ito sa biglaang pagaresto.<br />
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Lahat ng nahuli ay umamin sa pagkakasala at nangakong di na uulitin ang makinood sa PC ng iba. pwede naman minsan wag lang yung pinapatayan ka na nga ng monitor o naga-alt tab na ay di ka pa nakakahalata. bigyan sila ng privacy lalo na kung di mo sila kakilala.<br />
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patuloy parin ang panawagan ng mga raliyista.<br />
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bagamat mahirap mahuli ang ilan sa kanila. ang grupo nang inyong lingkod b3n 2lfowh ang di sumuko na nagresulta sa pagkahuli ng mga high profile na personalidad.<br />
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Marami pa kaming sinusupetsahang lugar na posibleng nagkukubli ang mga offender.<br />
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magiwan lamang ng komento. o ikuwento ang sariling experience. salamat din :)<br />
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ugaling manood o makeelam,</div>
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-71551007069831217082018-04-09T11:32:00.000+08:002018-04-25T17:10:12.432+08:00Madalas na Pasalubong ng OFW Pag-uwi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Ang ama ko ay 20 taong OFW sa Saudi bilang mekaniko. Salamat sa Diyos, Isa ako sa walong pinalad maging anak niya. Hindi ko malilimutan noon na wala pang skype/facebook . Sulat lang at Long Distance Telephone pa ang paraan noon. Doon binabalita namin ang tungkol sa amin dito sa pinas. Doon rin humihiling kami ng pasalubong pag-uwi niya. Umu-uwi si Papang every 2 years.<br />
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Taong 90s maraming nag-aabroad dahil sa hirap dito sa atin. Marami akong tito, tita, kuya, pinsan, kaibigan etc na lumipad ng ibang bansa. at siyempre marami ring pasalubong..</div>
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Itong Topic ko ngayon ay tungkol sa Pinaka-madalas na pasalubong ng mga OFWs. </div>
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Narito ang 10 na laging nasa Balikbayan Box.</div>
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<b>1.Tsokolate</b></div>
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Isa ito sa pinakamadalas na pasalubong galing abroad. M&Ms, Cadbury, Kitkat,Toblerone na pinakamalaki at marami pang iba. Naranasan kong magsawa sa tsokolate. salamat kay diko. Kailan ka ba uuwi.<br />
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<b>2. Relo</b></div>
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Rolex, Swatch, Swatch, G-Shock at relong made in japan na mahirap ayusin. Yan ang naalala kong pasalubong ng galing sa abroad para sa kaanak. Maliit lang at kasya-kasya sa balikbayan box. Pagka-alam ko 20 kilos ang maximum ng Balikbayan Box at 7 kilos naman sa hand carry.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">bey G-Shock doo doo, doo doo doo doo, bey G-Shock----yan ang tunog ng alarm.</td></tr>
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<b>3. Robot</b><br />
Ito ang request ni junior. mas maraming features mas astig. pero paalala lang bantayan maiigi si Junior baka di na Transformers idol niya, baka transgenders na. Iba na kasi ang millenials.</div>
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<b>4. Sapatos</b></div>
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Isa sa madalas na pasalubong ng galing abroad ito. Imported "wow""naks",. sabay post sa wall. "nice kicks" ang caption.<br />
wala akong gaanong kwento kaya joke na lang.<br />
MALICIOUS = Kapag mali ang nasuot mong sapatos (mali+shoes)<br />
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<b><br />5. Damit na Imported</b><br />
Iba ang dating pagsuot mo ito. tingin nila sayo "uy abroad" uy "orig".<br />
ganoon ang hatak ng mga imported sa atin. madalas na design ng t-shirt<br />
yung I heart NY, I heart HK, I heart UK, FCUK, I Heart Singapore, Camel, Barcelona FC, NY Jets, GS Warriors etc.<br />
meron din ako kaso local lang.<br />
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<b>6. Pabango at Alahas</b><br />
Madalas na pasalubong ng mga OFW ang alahas at pabango. Para sa mga relatives at close friend.<br />
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<b>7. Beauty Products/Health Care</b><br />
Nivea, Dove, Jergens, Colgate etc. Madalas na giveaway sa mga bumisitang kaibigan. Pati Nescafe na kahit meron sa atin ay laman din ng balikbayan box. mura raw kasi doon ng di hamak. Ooops may imported kape rin na iba ang brand na wala yata sa atin. At heto meron pang. "parang bala?"<br />
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<b>8. Dates </b><br />
Marami sa mga OFWs ay nasa middle east. mantakin mo 2.2 millions. Siguro minsan ka na ring nakatikim ng matamis na <i>"dates" </i>mula sa kanila.<br />
and Speaking of date, tignan ang larawan, sino ang ka-date ko<br />
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<b>9. Snow, Buhangin, Coins/Paper bills</b><br />
Biro lang ang snow at buhangin. Pero madalas na pasalubong ng mga galing abroad ang pera ng bansang pinanggalingan. pound, euro, diar, rial, dollar at lapad.. Ilan lang sa mga halimbawa.<br />
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<b>10. Souvenir</b><br />
Minsan keychains o miniature. depende sa pinuntahang lugar. Kamakailan lang, yung kaibigan ko na galing Colorado, pinasalubungan ako ng walis ting-ting.<br />
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Salamat sa pag-basa.<br />
Siguro ito na ang pinakamadalas na pasalubong ng OFW pag-uwi. ayon sa aking karanasan at pagmamasid. para mas maging accurate pa. hinihikayat kitang magbigay din ng suhustiyon. salamat in-advance<br />
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sapatos jokes<br />
https://www.facebook.com/notes/jace-aguinaldo/new-pinoy-term-jokes-hahaha/214931088639213/<br />
at sa karagdagang survey<br />
https://my8insights.wordpress.com/2015/04/27/8-most-common-pasalubongs-of-filipinos-from-overseas/<br />
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and thank you <a href="http://pexels.com/"><span style="font-size: large;">pexels.com</span></a><br />
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-44803808723089303842011-04-23T12:09:00.002+08:002018-04-18T18:10:45.897+08:00Paano Magsaing ng Bigas<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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pwedeng matuto.</div>
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meron rin sa pagluluto.</div>
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PAANO MAGSAING NG BIGAS</div>
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ang bigas na sinasaing para maging kanin ay ang isa sa pangunahing pagkain nating mga pinoy.</div>
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may higit <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; line-height: 19px;">40,000 </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; line-height: 19px;">klase ng bigas sa mundo.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; line-height: 19px;">sa pilipinas maraming klase ng bigas</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; line-height: 19px;">18 pesos, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, and so on and so far</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; line-height: 19px;"><b>Preparation Time</b>: 10 minutes</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><b>Cook Time</b>: 30 minutes (tantiya ko)</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><b>Ingredients:</b> Bigas (siyempre bigas)</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><b>1st step:</b> ilagay ang bigas sa kaldero at hugasan, mga dalawang beses na paghugas, gawing tatlo depende sa kalidad ng bigas.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "verdana" , "tahoma" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><b>a:</b> sukatin ang dami ng bigas sa pamamagitan ng daliri</span></span></div>
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Isang araw, sa malayong kabukiran habang masayang nagtatrabaho ang mga insekto ay bigla na lamang dumating ang mayabang na si ahas, at walang ano ano ay nag aamok. walang magawa si punong tipaklong, si gwapong uwang, at si mayamang tutubi. sino ang makakagapi kay ahas?<br />
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sinisira ni ahas ang anumang madatnan. hindi sila makakilos dahil sa takot, makita pa lamang si ahas ay nanginginig na sila, lalong lalo na si langgam, ang duwag na langgam. sumubok na tumakbo ang lahat ngunit lahat sila ay nasukol ni ahas at ginawang bihag. masuwerte namang nakatakas si langgam at tumakbo ng malayo.</div>
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napunta si langgam sa bahay ng mag amang halupian, napansin niyang umiiyak si halupian,</div>
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''bakit ka umiiyak?'' ang tanong ni langgam</div>
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''wala na si papa at kasalanan ko'' tugon ni batang halupian.</div>
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''ha ano bang nangyari?'' paguusisa ni langgam.</div>
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''bortday ko nun at sabi ni papa mag wish daw ako at bibilhin niya promise!'' wika ni batang halupian.</div>
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''tapos, anu anong nangyari?'' tanong ni langgam</div>
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''namatay si papa, humiling ako ng shoes!'' umiiyak na tugon ni batang halupian</div>
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hindi mapigil ang pagpatak ng luha, at humagulgol, </div>
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''sana kung shades na lang, buhay pa sana si papa, hindi sana siya hinimatay. ilang pares kasi ang kailangan ng mga tulad naming mga halupian'' pagsisi ni halupian.</div>
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dinamayan naman ni langgam ang ulilang kaibigan, </div>
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"akala ko kasi natapilok ka" biro ni langgam para mapatawa ang kawawang kaibigan.<br />
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"pak" biglang pumasok sa isip ni langgam ang ideya, ideya kung paano matatalo si ahas. "ANG KAHINAAN NI AHAS"</div>
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Dali daling nagpaalam si langgam at kumaripas pabalik sa kinaroroonan ng ahas at kanya itong hahamunin. </div>
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nang makita niya ang ahas. bigla siyang nangamba.</div>
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ngunit paano nga pala niya ito kakalabanin kung ang tuhod niya ay sumusuko at ayaw humakbang. papanong ang isip niya ay lalaban ngunit ang katawan ay naduduwag?</div>
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bigla niya naalala ang kababata niyang si cathy r pillar, na ngayoy mariposa na ang ngalan.</div>
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(si mariposa nga pala ang kanyang childhood sweetheart, dati niya itong tinutuksong mukhang uod ngunit ngayoy mala diyosa na)</div>
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Biglang lumakas ang kanyang loob, dahil sa pag-ibig, nais niyang iligtas ang mga kababayan, si ina, si kapatid at si mariposa na balitang ipapa-laminate ni ahas!</div>
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sinigawan niya si ahas at hinamon.</div>
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"mayabang na ahas, lalabanan kita at papakainin ng mga alabok, paghihiganti ko ang mga kababayan ko at palalayain pa." hamon ni langgam.</div>
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"Ikaw? lalabanan mo ako, eh isa kang duwag, wala kang balls, nakainom ka lang yata at namumula ka, hahaha?" pangungutya ni ahas sabay dirty finger.</div>
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"LOL, hindi ako lasing pero totoong pula ako, sabi mo duwag ako? eh ikaw naman, ang haba ng leeg mo abot hanggang tumbong, ikaw nga brief mo tube, hoy parehas lang tayong walang balls, ano laban na?" sabi ni langgam.</div>
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"sige matapang ka, makakatikim ka ng pinakamapait na pagkasawi, lil istupido!" sabi ni ahas at aatakihin si langgam.</div>
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tumugon naman si langgam at aatakihin si ahas sa katawan at nakagat niya ito. nangati ang ahas at winasiwas si langgam at tumilapon ito, buhay si langgam, nangangati ang ahas at syempre dahil wala itong mga kamay na pangamot, ang pinangkamot nito ay ang kanyang bibig, at napatay nito ang kanyang sarili.</div>
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humandusay si ahas at tiyak na patay na.</div>
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Nagdiwang ang bayan sa pagkapanalo ni langgam, naging bayani ito at kinilala ang kanyang katapangan. naging halimbawa siya ng lahat na maging matapang, at magtiwala sa sarili. dumating ang maraming pagsubok sa kanilang bayan ngunit nagawa nilang lagpasan ito, dahil na rin sa pagalala sa historya. walang nagawa ang sumunod na sumalakay na king cobra, sawa at maging anaconda,<br />
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Alam mo ba ang Alamat ng Giraffe? Narito ang maiksing alamat tungkol sa pinagmulan ng giraffe. Magsisimula ang lahat sa isang eskuwelahan.<br />
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Kasalukuyang noong nasa silid-aralan si Raffy ngunit hindi naman nakikinig sa leksiyon. Katabi niya ang mga kamag-aral na pawang mga tamad din at kopyador gaya niya.<br />
Nakagawian na ng kanilang Guro magbigay ng maiksing pagsusulit pagkatapos ng leksiyon.<br />
Kampante naman ang grupo ni Raffy na may maisusulat sa papel. Bakit kaya?<br />
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Pagkatapos ng mga tanong. Oras na para magpalitan ng papel ang magkatabi.<br />
Sasabihin ng guro ang tamang kasagutan mula una hanggang pagsampung tanong.<br />
At iyon ang Tseking.<br />
Nakangiti naman si Raffy dahil sila-sila lang kasi ng mga katropa niya ang nagpalitan. Mayroon silang panibagong papel. Blanko ito at saka lang nila ilalagay ang tamang sagot pag sinabi na ng titser. ganoon ang ginagawa nila madalas.<br />
Napapansin ito ni Lyn na binabansagan nilang kabayo ngunit tumatahimik na lang sa takot maasar.<br />
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Pagkatapos ng "tseking", ibabalik na sa katabi o sa may-ari.<br />
Ngayon nama'y ipapasa na ang papel. tatawagin ng Guro ang nakakuha ng "perfect 10" pababa sa "perfect Zero".<br />
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"May nakakuha ba ng perfect 10" Wika ng Guro.<br />
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Nagsitaasan ang mga nakakuha, kasama sila raffy.<br />
Hindi na kinaya ni Lyn ang pandaraya nila raffy. kaya pinagsabihan niya ito.<br />
"nyeehaaa, perfect 10 kayo? walang mali raffy? ayos ha?" reklamo ni Lyn habang pasipa-sipa pa sa lapag sa labis na kainisan.<br />
"Edi 9 na lang" sagot ni Raffy.<br />
Binago nila ang score at ginawang 9 para di na magreklamo si Lyn.<br />
Hindi naman sila gaanong pinansin ng guro. ang nasabi lang ng ginang.<br />
"Hindi ako ang niloloko niyo, kundi sarili niyo"<br />
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Ibat-ibang klase ng pandaraya, pangongopya at pag-gamit ng kodigo ang ginagawa ni Raffy. Hindi siya nag-aaral ng mabuti para may sagot bagkus inaaral niyang pahabain ang leeg para mangopya.<br />
nagkakataon pa ngang mas mataas pa ang nakuha niyang score kumpara sa kinopyahan.<br />
para sa kanya. REVIEW is USELESS, KODIGO is the BEST. diyan siya magaling.<br />
ngunit isang araw. hindi na pumasok si Raffy.<br />
nabalitaan na lang ng school na nawawala na si Raffy. walang naiwang bakas. maliban sa isang hayop na may mahabang leeg ang nasa loob ng kwarto ni raffy. Parang si raffy pag nangongopya ng sagot. kulay dilaw ito at kamukha ni Raffy. Tinawag nila itong "Si Raffy". pinangalan kay Raffy syempre..<br />
kalaunan tinawag itong "Giraffe".<br />
at Iyan ang Alamat ng Giraffe.<br />
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Ngayon maraming makikitang Giraffe sa Africa. National Animal ito ng bansang Tanzania.<br />
Ang tropa ni Raffy naman ay nagsikap nang mag-aral sa takot na maging giraffe. kumalat na rin tsismis, tungkol sa alamat ng giraffe. at marami ng bersiyon ng kwento.<br />
Samantala....<br />
Si Lyn ay naging mahusay na Equestrian at may ari rin ng Grass Farm.<br />
Hindi na siya kinakantiyawan na kabayo, kalabaw na lang.<br />
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Salamat sa pagbasa. sana ay may natutunan kayong aral.<br />
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pexels.com<br />
dafonts.com<br />
wikipedia.org<br />
adobe photoshop<br />
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Maraming mga bagay ang madalas mawala.<br />
hmmmm! isipin ko nga.<br />
kahapon nawala ung bolpen ko, ito na rin ang nagtulak sakin para magpost uli.<br />
matagal na rin kasing di ako nakakapagsulat at salamat may naiisip na ako.<br />
langyang utak masyadong slow.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Ang Pinakamadalas na Mawalang mga Bagay </span></b><br />
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maulit ko lang, kahapon nawalan ako ng bolpen!</div>
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langya kasi daming magnenenok ng ballpen. kung hindi takip ang kunin sa'yo buong ballpen, kaya din nawawala kasi uso ang arboran o hiraman ng walang solihan. sa tanang buhay ko iilang beses pa lang ako makaubos ng tinta ng bolpen ko.<br />
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kung mairereport lang sa pulisya ito. naku! puno ang Blotter record nila. ewan pero madalas itong mahulog ng di na mamalayan.<br />
Tip: wala pa akong tip!<br />
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madalas ma-misplace kasi ung gumagamit laging wala sa sarili.</div>
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Hindi lang madalas mawala, madali ding masira, maliit man o malaki madalas ding nakakaligtaan.</div>
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kadalasang dahilan; hiraman o iiwan lang sa sandali</div>
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wala akong tip basta, maging masinop na lang.</div>
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pero pwede mo ring subukan lagyan ng kadena, palawit o ipaduplicate mo --- nasa iyo yun!</div>
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Medyo techy na ang mundo at hindi na basta bagay na na nakikita ang nawawala tulad ng manok. nawawala na rin pati ang mga bagay na hindi nakikita, tulad ng cellphone load at internet connection.</div>
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hindi ba badtrip mawalan ng net habang naggi- GG(Garena)? badtrip din ma-check op?</div>
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Siyempre ang pinakamalupit, tama ba! yan ang top one ko, lagi akong nawawalan niyan! ikaw hindi? pautang naman! </div>
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-3526402163974664372011-01-22T13:44:00.001+08:002018-04-17T17:19:25.647+08:00Paano Malalaman kung Supot ang Lalake o Boyfriend Mo.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Sumagi na rin ba sa isip mo, na paano kung supot pa si BF?<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">You wonder what if and how? </span><br />
Huwag mag-alala dahil, Narito ako para magbigay sa iyo ng mga Tips, Advices, Suggestion kung paano malaman kung supot ang isang lalaki habang maaga.<br />
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Pero paano kung nalaman mo ang sikreto ng boyfriend mo?<br />
Nalaman mo na ang hinahangaan mong boyfriend ay hindi pa pala tuli,<br />
gwapo pero supot,<br />
macho pero takot-----magpatuli.<br />
Walang ibang ibibigay ang isang "uncircumcised" kundi mga anak na mutain,<br />
Katwiran nila "sa ibang bansa hindi naman issue kung tuli ka o hinde"<br />
pero remember nasa pinas ka at wala sa ibang bansa diba?<br />
Ang pagtutuli ay hindi lang kultura, pamahiin o isang religious ritual, ito ay para rin sa ikakabuti ng kalusugan ng kapwa lalaki at babae.<br />
Ayon sa mga bagong pag-aaral, mas healthy ang hygiene ng isang tuli kumpara sa hindi (ouch).<br />
For better. Libre naman yan. magpatuli na!<br />
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Anyway narito ang paraan para malalaman kung supot pa ang lalaki o boyfriend mo---kahit di nila ipagtapat (Sino ba namang supot ang aamin).<br />
ang mga sumusunod ay mga palatandaan kung paano malalaman kung supot ang isang lalaki, halina at matuto.<br />
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1. Ang boyfriend mo ay hindi tuli kung siya ay mutain<br />
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2. Minsan mapapansin mong siya ay tulala, siguro nagiisip siya ng malalim kung ipagtatapat niya pa ba o hindi---hindi pa siya tuli<br />
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3. Galit siya sa tindera ng raincoat<br />
"sir kapote po kayo, sir kapote"<br />
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4. Galit siya sa tindera ng bonet<br />
" sir bonet po, bagay sa inyo bonet na leather"<br />
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5. Galit siya sa mga street children<br />
" kuya bili na po kayo"<br />
" ano ba iyang tinda mo?"<br />
"supot po, supot po kayo?"<br />
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6. Hindi siya nagkukuwento ng karanasan niya nung tinuli siya, magkuwento man siya ay parang magulo at halatang barbero lang. Yaong kaibigan ko ganyan din, ang pagkaintindi ko 3 beses yata siyang sumailalaim sa ganyang operasyon. bumalik lang daw uli, samakatuwid "sungaw" daw siya at hindi supot. yan ang palusot niya<br />
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7. Hindi siya tuli kung siya ay nabubulol. Paano ko nalaman? tinanong ko sa doktor at ang sabi sa akin,<br />
"tama!, ang itang tupot ay nabubuyoy". wika ng doktor<br />
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8. Nagtatanong siya kung may saan may libreng tuli, at ang palusot niya ang pamangkin niya ang sasamahan niya.<br />
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9. Kung hindi "leather", maong ang kanyang brief<br />
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10. Tuwing pinaguusapan niyo ay tungkol sa pagtutuli, hindi siya active at parang gusto niyang ibahain ang<br />
usapan, at kung hindi niya maiba, umaalis na lang siya.<br />
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Gamit ang mga natutunan mula sa aking isinulat maari mo nang malalaman kung supot ang isang lalaki p si BF.<br />
hindi ito isang diskriminasyon, hinding hindi, medyo lang.<br />
Proven na nga na mali ang pamahiing nakakatangkad ang pagtutuli, pero ito ay di sapat na dahilan para di na siya magpatuli, <br />
kung ang mga babae sa Latvia, Africa ay nagpapatuli bakit ang bf mo hindi, <br />
(hindi ko lang alam kung paano basta nabasa ko lang sa ginawa kong thesis nung highschool ako.)<br />
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Ang post na ito ay ginawa ko hindi para manginsulto, Kundi mapatawa ka kahit onti lang.<br />
Hanggang sa muli.<br />
Mabuhay kayo at magmahalan po tayo<br />
Salamat din sa mga nakakatuwang feedback.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Alam ko na ngayon kung Paano malaman kung supot pa ang isang lalaki. Salamat sir B3n.-----Iya ng Rio de Janeiro, Brazil<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Paano malalaman kung supot pa ang isang lalaki, madali lang pala. salamat dito -----Jane ng California. USA (free photo from <a href="http://pexels.com/">pexels.com</a>)</td></tr>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">bakla, bakla bakla, meron lamang dalawang uri ng bakla</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">ang isa ay </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">nagkukunwaring babae</span><span class="Apple-style-span"> at ang isa naman</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span">ay ang </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">nagkukunwaring lalaki</span></i></b><br />
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<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">kalokohan yung pasikat ng iba na ang mga uri raw ng bading ay crossdresser, shemale, twink, twunk, sandwich at kung ano pang anek anek. </span></i></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dalawa lang ang uri ng Bakla. ito ang Type A at Type B naman ang isa. simple lang di ba? magpatuloy sa pagbabasa para sa mas malawak pang talakayan. tsunk!</b></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="color: red;">Ang Bading Type A </span>ay ang mga nagkukunwaring babae bagamat di sila babae talaga. Anila pusong babae sila. ginagawa nila ang lahat mula sa pagsasalita ng boses babae(mas malande mas ok).</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">nagsusuot ng palda, duster, gown, sphagetti, mini skirts, super shortened shorts. at anumang damit na pambabae.</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">pero teka, hindi ba't noong araw ay palda rin ang suot ng kalalakihan. kaya sa aking opinyon hindi siya kasalanan o pagsaway maliban na lang kung unmodest na ng suot, yuon bang hindi lang legs pati eggs kita na.</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Bukod sa pananamit. bet nang mga sirenang ito ang pag-memakeup, pagkilos, paglalakad. lahat ng ng pamemeke pati pangalan.</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">pagpapa-surgery para magmukang babae. marumi este marami sa kanila ang magkakamukha na dahil halos isang mukha lang ang kinokopya nila. marami sa kanila ang nakapagpalagay na ng boobs at pati sex organ meron na. ngunit ngunit... hindi pa kaya ng technology natin na mabuntis sila. pero patuloy parin silang rumarami.</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">ayokong maglagay ng pics ng pics at example dahil magiging unfair ako dahil di wala naman akong karapatan at pahintulot.</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">kayo na lang magmasid sa TV, sa lugar ninyo o kahit saan.</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">minsan nga akala mo babae yun pala bakla kaya ingat ka. </span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Tip: tingnan maigi ang balikat nila. pambabae ba o panlalake.</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red;">Bading Type B</span></span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">and to the pink corner.... ang Bading Type B. Sila ang mga taong ayaw pang umamin na bading sila.</span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">kesyo silahis lang o malambot lang, wala raw katotohanan na bading sila paninira lang raw.</span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">marami sa kanila brusko kung tingnan, kunwaring matigas.</span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">kunwaring nag-gigym pero ang talagang pakay nila eh makasalamuha yung mga macho roon. mapapansin mong hilig nilang himasin ang muscles ng iba.</span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">marami sa kanila ang nerdy o konyo effect, ang payo ko sa kanila eh umamin na. gow!!!</span></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">mahirap sabihing bading ang isang tao pero mapapansin mo naman. maraming mga sundalo, pulis, aktor, pulitiko, newscaster, celebs lalong lalo na pagdating sa showbiznes atbp. ang lantad na pero ayaw pang magladlad. sabagay dahil sa sitwasyon nila eh mahirap nga. nakakagulat yon pagumamin sila.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">Yun lamang po at sana nakapaghatid akong bagong impormasyon.</span></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Gusto mo bang maging </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">mala machete ang iyong katawan? madali lang yan!</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">sundin lang ang machete diet na ituturo ko ngayon, at pagkatapos ilang linggo lang mala istatwang inukit na ang iyong pangangatawan, maglalakihan ang iyong mga pandesal at mga daga sa braso.</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">walang sinabi sayo si aljur, dingdong, enchong dy at sinupamang hunks ngayon.</span></b><br />
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yan ang before kung baga.<br />
pero laking galak nila ng makamit nila<br />
ang kanilang pangarap na katawan sa<br />
pamamagitan ng machete formula<br />
eto ang mga naging comments nila pagkatapos<br />
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"s0vrha aqOunG nAgfAfAzALamhAt zAh mAchEtE diEt.<br />
iN twO wikzS LhanG q<br />
itAnG qitAh nAh aNg reZsuLtA..<br />
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"aqALa qOu nuNq unhA Ndi tO2o sAbeH nAnq kAibiqAn qoUh "qivE iT a tRy mHen". cnUnOd qoUh aNq iNstRuCtiOn aT ovErwHeLming hApPii aqOu sA nAginG rEsuLtA. I'm sO gRatEfuL mAchEte dieT, ibAng ibA nAh aNq bhOdy qoUh, tUmiNdi aNq aLindoq qOu, nAqinq phisicALLy fiT aqOu.<br />
dUmAmi diN aNq cOmmErciAL offEr sAh aqiN.<br />
hYnd3 n nLa Aq ynaAsar n Fayat o PatFatIn<br />
pErO "qaLbO" nA Lang..<br />
"mAchEtE diEt" thE bEst diEt."<br />
---<b>benjie cantuba</b><br />
20 years old<br />
Bagong Barrio, Caloocan City<br />
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"Sing Machete Diet, bilik doo eh eh!<br />
tamina mina eh eh eh<br />
waka waka eh eh"<br />
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In english<br />
the Machete diet, is very effective hehehe!<br />
and affordable hehehe<br />
try it hehehe<br />
<b>--- tedi john de guzman</b><br />
20 years old<br />
pacific ocean<br />
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Instructions:<br />
madali lang ang instruction, as easy as abc, sundin lamang ang 10 steps<br />
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1. umiwas sa mga bisyo, di makakatulong ang pagiging alcoholic.uminom na lang ng green cross isoprophyl alcohol pamalit sa alak na redhorse o gin<br />
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2. kumain ng mga gulay, iwasan ang kamatis at talong dahil ito ay prutas at hindi gulay<br />
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3. huwag magpuyat sa gabi, sa umaga na lang, ( funny!)<br />
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4. umiwas sa mga pagkaing maraming fats, chalories, carbohydrates,<br />
ugaliing kumain na lang ng "Thunder Bird Laying Mash" epektibong pampatatag ng mga maskels.<br />
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5. uminom ng vetracin pamalit sa tubig<br />
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6. papakin ang revicon<br />
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7. huwag maligo<br />
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8. umiwas sa mga bading, kung sakali mang lapitan ka ng mga bading sabihin mo lamang ay<br />
"swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping"<br />
"ohh men"<br />
at aalis na ang mga iyon<br />
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9.magehersisyo araw-araw, panoorin ang "Machete Video Guide Stabuney Katawan" para sa mga steps<br />
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10. ang pinakahuli, gumamit ng adobe photoshop para ilipat ang mukha mo sa katawan ng iba, yan ang pinakaepektib.<br />
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Salamat po sa pagbasa, sana ay may natutunan kayo dahil expected ko namang wala.<br />
gawin lamang ang instruction at tiyak ko pag aagawan ka ng milyong milyong bela padilla o ryza cenon dahil sa kakisigan mong tataglayin.<br />
garantisadong epektibo, subukan mo at walang kaduda-duda<br />
ang pinapangarap mong machete body ay mapapasayo. <br />
salamat at congratulations.<br />
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-67238873982189293762011-01-15T21:27:00.000+08:002018-04-17T16:14:45.226+08:00Palatandaan kung Bakla na ang Kumpare Mo.maligayang pagbisita, kung gusto mong sayangin ang oras mo? halika at kwentuhan kita<br />
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ang kwento ngayon ay tungkol sa....</div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span">Palatandaan kung Bakla na ang Kumpare Mo.</span></b><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">theme song: "This Guy is Inlove with You Pare by Parokya ni Edgar</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">(makabuluhang sanaysay)</span></div>
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1. bakla ang kumpare mo kung napaiyak siya o kaya naman ay pinanood niya ng paulit-ulit ang pelikulang "brokeback mountain"</div>
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2. pagnaglalaro kayo ng basketball, iba na ang pangba-boxout niya,</div>
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makiramdam ka kung dinadama niya ang bawat pagdikit ng iyong mga katawan. yung tipong iba na siya makahawak at tuwing tumatawag ka ng foul ang sinabi niya "sorry pare" sa bahay halik.</div>
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malamang siya ay bumigay na</div>
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3. tuwing kayo ay naglalasing ikaw ang gusto niyang kausap, at dahil sa kalasingan kayo ay nakatulog, siya ay dumadantay sa iyo, at tuwing aalisin mo ang pagkadantay niya, nagkukunwari siyang tulog. </div>
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4. palatandaan din na bakla na siya kung pinagmamayabang niya ang kanyang bagong tattoo</div>
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---tattoo sa kilay</div>
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5. tingnan ang kanyang bag, magtaka ka kung nakakita ka ng foundation, blush-on at lipstick,</div>
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bagamat ang kumapare mo ay nagtatrabaho sa restaurant, hindi naman siya si mcdo para maglipstick.</div>
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6. nahihilig na siya sa showbiz. ang testamento kong ito ay pilit pinabubulaanan nila sir. boy abunda, kuya germs, at arnel ignacio(mga bigatin). wala daw sapat na basehan ang aking sanaysay.</div>
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7. hate niya na ang mga movies na may barilan, mas pinipilit niya ang pelikula na may ispadahan.</div>
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8. malagkit na siya kung makatingin,</div>
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9. pag nagsasalita siya ng "hot dog" napapadila siya. ang tunay na lalaki ay napapakagat pag sinasabi ito, waring pagalit magsalita.</div>
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10. iba na ang kulay ng kanyang dugo (pink). pumupusyaw ang kanyang dugo. mali ang pananaw ng marami na "berde" ang dugo ng mga bakla, hindi naman siya uod-dagat para maging ganon.</div>
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11. madalas na siyang magpunta sa gym, hindi para magpalaki ng muscles kundi para makipagkwentuhan lamang. tsine-tsek niya rin araw araw ang improvements ng mga ka-gymmates niya.</div>
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12. Tanungin mo siya ng ganito; "kung magiging babae ka, ano ang gusto mong pangalan?"<br />
pag nag isip muna siya ibig sabihin lalaki talaga, pero kung may sagot kaagad siya, well ibig sabihin may chance. ang landi talaga.<br />
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yun lamang po at sana ay may natutuhan kayo, bukod sa aral na ...</div>
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"walang mapapala sa pagbisita sa blog ni b3n 2lfowh"</div>
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pagkatapos mabasa ang post na ito, 'wag mailang na subukan ang iyong kaibigan. 'wag maging biktima sa huli</div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span">10 Palatandaan kung Ikaw ay Ampon</span></b></div>
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<b>1</b>. <b>wala kang picture ng baby ka.</b></div>
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tingnan mo kung may pictur ka nung baby ka, kung meron man, baka malabo at parang hindi mo ito kamukha.</div>
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sa panahon ngayon madali na ring malaman, kasi halos lahat ng bagong panganak may picture sa Fb o Fs</div>
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<b>2. ang pangalan mo ay pangkaraniwan.</b></div>
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kung ang pangalan mo ay john, jun, cris, ryan, mark at iba pang parang hindi na pinagisipan, magduda ka na at baka isa kang aksidente, o putok sa buo (its hurts ba? meron pa!)</div>
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<b>3. ang pangalan mo ay may ibig sabihin</b></div>
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kung ang pangalan mo ay milagros, blessy, angel, angelo, angelica, cristina, atbp.</div>
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itanong mo sa ina mo kung bakit ganyan ang ipinangalan sa iyo, at ang magiging sagot nila ay ganito, "hulog ka kasi ng langit anak" maghinala ka na at baka napulot ka lang nila kung saan ka man hinulog.</div>
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<b>4. kakaiba ang pangalan mo sa mga kapatid mo</b></div>
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kung ang pangalan mo ay halimbawa ganito "Mike" at ang sa mga kapatid mo ay lahat ay nagsisismula sa "R". rose ann. robin. richard, rey mark. maghinala ka na!</div>
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<b>5. pansinin ang birthmonth mo at ang pangalan mo</b></div>
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kung ang name mo ay "Lito" habang ang sa mga kapatid mo ay May-ann, April Joy, June Victor, Julio Cris, isipin mo kung bakit "lito" ang pangalan mo, napakasimple at parang walang koneksiyon sa birthday mo na February 30, pansinin mo rin kung may february 30 nga sa kalendaryo at kung wala maghinala ka na!</div>
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<b>6. Hindi ka inaasar na ampon.</b></div>
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inaasar ka ba nilang ampon? kung hindi, maghinala ka na? bakit sila nagaasarang ampon at ikaw hindi nila binibiro?</div>
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<b>7. Malayo ang itsura mo sa kanila</b></div>
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Tingnan mo kung maykahawig ka sa kanila, at kung wala, 'wag munang maghinala</div>
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at baka sila ang ampon.</div>
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<b>8. Hindi ka nagmana ng talento nila</b></div>
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halimbawang sila ay marunong kumanta at ikaw ay hindi,</div>
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bagkus sa sayaw ka naman nahilig, maghinala ka na at baka ang magulang mo ay si muble ng happy feet.</div>
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<b>9. Nunal</b></div>
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pansinin mo ang nunal mo, kung sa mga kapatid at mga magulang wala silang nunal, samantalang ikaw ay meron marami at malaki pa, alamin mo ang katotohan at baka foreigner ang mga tunay mong magulang (Dalmatians)</div>
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<b>10. Parehas ng kasarian ang mga magulang.</b></div>
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kung ang nanay at tatay mo ay parehas babae, ok lang atleast baka isa doon ang ina mo at iniwan ka lang ng ama mo. pero kung parehas lalaki ang mga magulang mo, maghinala ka na!</div>
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-9197940359421127942013-10-05T21:56:00.002+08:002018-04-17T16:11:06.393+08:00How to Draw Manga (MS PAINT)<b>Learn to draw manga as easy as A, B, C. using MS Paint</b><br />
Madali lang! tulad mo, ako rin ay tagahanga. una kong natutunan i-drowing si Son Gokou ng Dragon Ball Z.<br />
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tapos, kasikatan ng Ghost Fighter, Trigun, Powerpuff Girl (hindi siya manga) lahat ng karakter dun kaya kong iguhit. then nag enhance pa ang aking talento dahil na rin sa hilig ko talaga. kaya't heto't nais mamahagi ng kaalaman. wish ko na mapakinabangan mo rin.</div>
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<em style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Droid Sans', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; outline: none; text-align: justify;">Manga</em><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Droid Sans', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"> loosely refers to a style of cartoons originating in Japan. They usually are published in installments, and depending on their form, can be up to several hundred pages long. Many different genres are available, so they are popular with people of all ages and backgrounds. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Droid Sans', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Known for their in-depth plots and characters, these well-respected works have been drawn for hundreds of years, </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Droid Sans', Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">although the modern version developed starting in the mid-20th century. </span><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><---</span></b></span><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">wag mo nang basahin 'to, ok?</span></b><br />
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<b>LET START on How To Draw Manga...... using Microsoft Paint</b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">STEP 1</span></b></div>
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Draw a S line like this. this line will serve as Left cheek</div>
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Draw a Curve on top</div>
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add another curve opposite to the first as you see.</div>
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<b><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">STEP 4</span></b></b></div>
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draw a S curve between 2 curve lines on top</div>
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And last. the finishing touch!!! </div>
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Erase the pointed tip at the bottom of the mango or manga in tagalog. and replace a curve.</div>
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edit also the stalk (tangkay ng manga) to make it more realistic and cute.</div>
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congratulations. now you can draw manga as many as you like. just leave comment and suggestion.</div>
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Ang sarap sigurong maging tuli,</div>
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maka-iwas sa panlalait at pambubuli.</div>
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sana'y tuli na ng sanggol pa lamang,</div>
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para nang mula noo'y wala ng ikailang.</div>
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Gusto kong magpatuli,</div>
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ang panalanging masidhi.</div>
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ayokong mamatay na supot,</div>
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kaya't pipiliting matagpos</div>
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Pag hindi... anak ko raw ay magiging mutain,</div>
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at never raw akong magkaka-girlfriend.</div>
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kung di raw ako bading?,</div>
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ang tuling pukpok ay subukin.</div>
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Pag natuli... ako raw ay tatangkad,</div>
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mawawala 'yung sticky and stinky sa balat.</div>
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di na raw ako mabubulol,</div>
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<i>("bul" as in bulak)</i></div>
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This papalapit na bakasyon</div>
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daraan na ako sa 'sang orasyon</div>
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ritual ng mga tunay na lalake,</div>
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Next na me, ay naku kinakabhan ako!,</div>
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moral support naman diyan mga pare ko.</div>
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pahigop naman niyang halo-halo,</div>
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"oh my gosh! Dugo!"</div>
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Sa wakas ako'y natuli rin,</div>
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buong sanlibutan, proud sa akin.</div>
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indemand ang dahon ng bayabas,</div>
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sa bakuran nila crush pa namin pinitas.</div>
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Bawal niya itong masilayan,</div>
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nang pangangamatis ay maiwasan.</div>
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so girl, don't be short-patient,</div>
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'til im no longer a patient.</div>
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Gamot, kalinisan at kailanga'y pahinga,</div>
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gayak pa ng maluwang na palda.</div>
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maglakad man ay paika-ika,</div>
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problema ko ay natapos na.</div>
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: large;"><b><i>Pag-ibig at Pag-Ihi</i></b></span></div>
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by: Balong Bieber (UTI Patient) </div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHXi1GjxWFAtnBjTgQnwsmiFImfcOPYCK8YDNWH6cN8uB4d5IfOLj-fK7cQj2iawXKb8DsnbWywoEqY0re2efIefLTwa9Lnj_GSq1YrfGAy0vJyicUhz3zC6N4npDyy_LLYevDfvQzA4A/s1600/IMG_20150314_082432.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHXi1GjxWFAtnBjTgQnwsmiFImfcOPYCK8YDNWH6cN8uB4d5IfOLj-fK7cQj2iawXKb8DsnbWywoEqY0re2efIefLTwa9Lnj_GSq1YrfGAy0vJyicUhz3zC6N4npDyy_LLYevDfvQzA4A/s1600/IMG_20150314_082432.jpg" width="200" /></a><b><i><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">W</span></i></b>hat is love? ano ang pagmamahal?,</div>
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Aray ko beh! hindi ko alam.</div>
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Kaysa pa pag-usapan yan.</div>
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Pinu-foodtrip ko na lang</div>
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<i><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>G</b></span></i>aya ng Pag-ihi, ganun rin ang Pag-ibig.</div>
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Ikay mapapangiwi, sadyang nakakakilig.</div>
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Nakakaginhawa, minsan nakakasakit.</div>
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Napakasarap, oooh! ikay mapapapikit.</div>
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Minsan madalas. minsan kahit sa kanto.</div>
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Minsan di sadya. minsan pinilit ko.</div>
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Minsan bawal. may lugar para dito.</div>
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<b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><i>M</i></span></b>aiinit siya sa pakiramdam,</div>
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Maalat siya sabi ng halaman.</div>
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Ito'y di mo nararapat paglaruan,</div>
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Ngunit pwede mong lagyan ng style.</div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b><i>M</i></b></span>insan di mo matiis, minsan may bato-bato.</div>
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Minsan marami, minsan onti po,</div>
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Taong nakatayo o nakaupo, nararanasan ng kahit na sino.</div>
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Depende sa iyo ang magiging kulay nito.</div>
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-47928116439778121532012-11-03T14:05:00.000+08:002018-04-17T16:07:47.086+08:00Love Letter ni Crush Para kay Bes<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="text-align: left;">ang tula na ito ay isang pangyayari minsan sa tunay na buhay na pinagtagpi tagpi ko para maganda, na trip kong ikuwento, at ginawa kong tula para mas okay. sana ay maintindihan ninyo at magustuhan din.</span></div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"><b>Love Letter ni Crush Para kay Bes</b></span></div>
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ganado akong pumasok sa esk'wela</div>
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at nang umaga pa lang ay makita na</div>
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ang karikitan mo na wala sa iba</div>
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ang ngiti mo na wari baga'y gayuma</div>
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dito sa puso ko tanging ikaw lamang</div>
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ang aking inspirasyon at ina-asam</div>
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ngunit hakbang ay hanggang ligaw-tingin lang</div>
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sa lakas ng loob, ako'y kinukulang</div>
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isang tanghali, nagtanong ang maestra</div>
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nagkataon, makatumpak sami'y wala</div>
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ilang saglit, sagot aking naalala</div>
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ini-angat ang kanang kamay, "ma'am teka"</div>
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atensyon ng lahat nakabaling sa'kin</div>
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nag-aabang nitong aking sasambitin</div>
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sa lahat ay palibot na tumingin</div>
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anong saya ko at nakatanaw ka rin</div>
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laking tuwa, di dahil sagot ay tama</div>
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ngunit dahil, mga mata nati'y nagtama</div>
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kaya para muli't muli'y maulit pa</div>
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kailangan sikap , at magsikap pa.</div>
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halos kalahating taong nagkasya diyan</div>
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mapangiti ka'y malaki nang tagumpay</div>
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sapagkat tayo'y magkamag-aral lamang</div>
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di umaasa ng mas higit pa riyan</div>
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ng "recess", mag-isa sa kantina</div>
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lumiban kasi yung lagi kong kasama</div>
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"wala ang kaibigan mo?" may nagsalita</div>
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pamilyar na tinig ng isang diwata</div>
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para bang panaginip ang nagaganap</div>
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yung "crush" ko hayan at akin nang kaharap</div>
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"ikaw pala!" ang nasabi ko kaagad</div>
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umupo siya malapit at nakipag-usap</div>
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at mula noon lagi ng magkasama</div>
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at mas nagka-kilanlan pa tayong dal'wa</div>
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sa malapitan pwede nang makita</div>
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mamalas ang kislap ng 'yong mga mata</div>
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naging magkaibigan, naging magkaramay</div>
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magkasundo sa maraming bagay-bagay</div>
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pag-uwian, minsan tayo'y magkasabay</div>
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kahapon nga'y, may sulat ka pang binigay</div>
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ang saya-saya ko at sa labis na sabik,<br />
pabalat, di na binasa, agad kong isinilid,<br />
para bang naabot ko na ang langit,<br />
ahihihi, ayayay. pag-ibig, nakakakilig.<br />
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"may gusto ka rin sa akin" sabi na nga ba,</div>
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pag-uwi ng bahay liham mo'y binasa.<br />
pahalik-halik pa, habang ako'y nakahiga,</div>
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ngunit, napansin ko, teka! pangalan ko'y wala.</div>
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puso'y nagpunit-punit, confetti tila</div>
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kaya pala, tanong mo ay puro siya</div>
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ako'y tulay lamang, ba't di ko nakita</div>
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"love letter" ay para sa kaibigan ko pala</div>
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isang rap at hindi tula, awitin sa pamamagitan ng tono ng "happy Birthday to You"</div>
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<b>PARUSANG KAMATAYAN</b></div>
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by: lady gaga feat. regine velasquez</div>
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Kaliwa't kanan ang mga masasamang balita,<br />
massacre, patayan dahil sa lupa,<br />
salvage, gangrape, anak ginahasa ng ama.<br />
at kung ano ano pang krimen na,<br />
di mo akalaing tao ang gumawa!<br />
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inutil na gobyerno, bulok na sistema,<br />
abusadong pulis, kupal na uri ng hustisya.<br />
kung sino ang may pera, nandoon ang awa,<br />
bansang naging one-sided, api ang mahina.<br />
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Dahil sa karumal dumal na nagaganap sa ating bansa,<br />
parusang kamatayan, dapat na nga ba?<br />
maraming debate, ang pinas ay naging biyakers na,<br />
may payag may hindi, nahati sa dal'wa.<br />
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sa pag alis nitong ng permanenteng parusa,<br />
ang mga mokong naghahasik ng masama.<br />
tumaas ang delito, di sila nangamba,<br />
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gumulo ang paligid, naging kulot na.</div>
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ang buhay ng tao ay hindi na mababalik pa,</div>
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kaya maging dahan dahan sa ating pag-husga.</div>
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papaano kung siya ay talagang nagsisipagsisi na,</div>
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kung ang Diyos ay nagpapatawad, magbibigay ka ba?</div>
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hindi lahat nang nakukulong ay nagkasala,</div>
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hindi lahat nang masama ay naseselda.</div>
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hanggang hindi pantay pantay ang hustisya,</div>
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inosente ang malakas, buhong ang mahina.</div>
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ang parusang kamatayan nga ba talaga?</div>
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ang magpapatigil sa mga halang ang sikmura.</div>
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o ito ay ang tsambahang pagkuha,</div>
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ng buhay ng mga may sala at wala.</div>
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-76408573778985944972015-01-22T21:57:00.003+08:002018-04-17T16:05:16.860+08:00Batas at mga Karapatan, Ituro sa Eskuwela. ang kamangmangan sa batas ay hindi dahilan,<br />
hindi palusot, hindi pwedeng ikatwiran.<br />
ngunit ito ang masakit na katotohanan.<br />
marami sa atin ang ignorante diyan.<br />
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ang kaalaman sa batas ay gaya sa matematika,<br />
kailangan sa buhay nang hindi madaya.<br />
kaya ang blog na ito ay may panukala,<br />
batas at karapatan, ituro sa eskuwela.<br />
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Walang maloloko kung walang nagpapaloko,<br />
kung alam mo ang batas, ilag ang dorobo.<br />
hindi ka na kakayan-kayanin ng mga konyo,<br />
sa batas pantay ang pagtrato sa inyo.<br />
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gumagrabeng agwat ng mahirap at mayaman.<br />
ay ibabalik natin sa pagkakapantay-pantay,<br />
dalas at bilang ng mga inaapi at iniisahan.<br />
ay mabilis na mababawasan o mapaparam,<br />
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sana nga ituro na mula sa elementarya.<br />
dahil mahalagang matuto ng maaga.<br />
karapatan at batas na meron ka,<br />
meron rin sila, kaya igalang mo nawa.<br />
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ito ang pandaigdigang kalasag ng kahit sino.<br />
ang konsiyensa mong magsasabing "oops illegal 'to".<br />
bayan natin bubulusok sa pag-asenso.<br />
uulitin ko, Batas at mga Karapatan, sa Eskuwela'y ituro.<br />
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:Rap remix:<br />
yeah its b3n 2lfowh in the haws!<br />
(make some noise)<br />
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I wish everyone knew the law,<br />
their rights and how it fl-flows....<br />
kung tutulungan lang ng goverment<br />
gawing maalam ang kanilang constituent.<br />
ang batas at karapatan, Ituro sa Eskuwela.<br />
kailan? (kailan)<br />
kailan? (kailan)<br />
kailan? (kailan)<br />
s-sana dati pa.<br />
Sana dati pa (repeat until fade)<br />
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eto po ang inyong lingkod, b3n 2LfowH ^_^</div>
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halina't talakayin natin, isipin, himayin</div>
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ang mga panaginip na pinakamadalas dumalaw sa atin.</div>
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hindi na ako magpapaligoy ligoy.<br />
heto na ang sampung nailista(randomized) base sa aking sariling karanasan at pagtatanong sa iba.</div>
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<b>1. Pagkain</b><br />
malaking handaan, instantly nanduon lahat ng favorite mo, pero ng kakainin mo na bigla kang magigising.<br />
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<b>possible cause:</b> anmimiss mo na mga favorite foods mo, o sadyang chutay tommy ka lang,<i> Chutay tommy "chutay means patay and tomi means gutom"</i><br />
<b>tip:</b> kain ka bukas ng marami,<br />
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maraming pera, umuulan, nakakalat, hinuhukay na kayamanan. masarap managainip ng ganito ngunit nakakahinayang pag nagising ka na :(<br />
<b>possible cause:</b> maaring may problemang pinansyal o sadyang mukha ka lang pera.</div>
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<b>tip:</b> wala, yan din problema ko<br />
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<b>3. Mahuhulog ka sa Mataas na lugar.</b><br />
Basta basta na lang mapupunta ka sa mataas na lugar at pag naiisip mong delikado eh bigla ka ngang mamalagay sa bingit at mahuhulog then pag nahulog ka mapapapikit ka, mahirap huminga, pagbigla kang nagising mapapsigaw ka o magugulat na lang,<br />
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<b>possible cause: </b>masyado kang maraming naiisip o nakalimutan mong mag-pray (yun ay kung nagdadasal ka)<br />
<b>tip:</b> pag madalas kang managinip nito, mag-ingat kasi para siyang bangungot, mainam na pag natutulog ay wag nakahilata, wag lalo na nakadapa. dapat naka tagilid para madaling magising (naniniwala ka sa akin yan ang tip ni LOLA BEBANG ko)<br />
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<b>4. Super Hero</b><br />
Dahil hari ka ng mundo mo sa panaginip, kung saan ay mapapasunod mo pati mga tala. maari kang maging super hero na may kakaibang lakas, masarap managinip ng lumilipad.<br />
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<b>possible cause:</b> bata ka pa,<br />
<b>tip: </b>sige mainam yan dahil sa ganyang paraan lumalawak ang imahinasyon mo.<br />
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<b>5: Tumatakabo</b><br />
madalas mong mapanaginipang tumutakbo ka, at may humahabol sa iyo (vampira, tao, bumbay, aso).<br />
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<b>possible cause: </b>may kinakatakutan ka, hindo ko lang alam, depende kung sino tinatakbuhan mo.<br />
<b>tip:</b> ang lahat ng problema ay may solusyon harapin mo, kung walang solusyon wag nang problemahin (funny)<br />
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<b>6: Kandila este Dumalaw na mahal sa buhay</b><br />
medyo nakakaiyak, pero madalas kang managinip ng isang taong sabik na sabik mo nang yakapin, ngunit ng magising ka nakakahinayang diba?<br />
pwedeng mahal sa buhay sa ibang bansa, mga yumao, mga kaibigang nawaglit o reunion ng mg schoolmates mo.<br />
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<b>possible cause:</b> nanabik ka lang talaga o sadyang dumalaw lang siya sa iyo, isipin mo kasi kung dumalaw siya habang gising ka? eh di ka kaya matakot at magtaka? atleast sa panaginip di mo alam na likhang isip lang.<br />
<b>tip:</b> bat di ka mag facebook?<br />
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<b>7: Nanaginip ng celebrity</b><br />
ung nasa picture ay si taylor swift, napili kong pics hindi dahil sa crush ko siya o vice versa, sa totoo lang hindi ako gaanong nanaginip ng mga artista, maaring sila napapanginipan ako, pero me? never!<br />
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<b>possible cause:</b> die hard fans ka niya (obkors)<br />
<b>tip :</b>tanggalin mo na ang wallpaper niya,<br />
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<b>8. Nalulunod</b><br />
madalas ka bang nanaginip na nalulunod ka, hindi ba nakakapagod? pag nagising ka mapapasigaw ka at hinihangal pa?<br />
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<b>possible cause:</b> di ka marunong lumagaoy? o maaring may nakaraan ka na nalulunod ka.<br />
<b>tip:</b> magaral lumangoy sa totoong buhay at para kahit panaginip ay parang nagbabakasyon ka lang, isa siya bangungot kaya maari ding gawin ang nauna ko ng tip--matulog ng nakatagilid (tip ni lola bebang). mainam ding ipagsabi ang panaginip sa iba.<br />
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<b>9: Sakuna</b><br />
Lindol, bagyo, bumuka ang lupa, may ipo-ipo.<br />
<b>possible cause:</b> nakatulog ka kaya ka nanagiunip, maari ding sa sobrang panood mo ng movie.<br />
<b>tip</b>:dahil panaginp naman,para ka rin namang super hero diyan kaya anong naiisip mo mangyayari. para di na makapanaginip ng bangungot na ito, mag pray sa gabi, mag thank you din kay Lord sa umaga. isa pang tip ay bawasan ang sobrang pagiisp. gawin din ang tip ni lola bebang na matulog ng nakatagilid kung paulit-ulit ito<br />
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<b>10 Nabunot na ngipin</b><br />
marami ang madalas managinip ng mabunutan ng ngipin, minsan pa nga ay nalalagas pa. masamang pamahiin nga ba?<br />
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<b>possible cause:</b> wag nang magisip pa ng kung ano-ano, maaring concious ka lang sa BUNGANGA mo (sounds good!) BUNGANGA MO<br />
<b>tip:</b> mag tootbrush twice a year este a month pala.<br />
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ayan na ang lahat ng naitampok, may naisearch ako sa google na iba, pero eto talagang sampu ang pinakamadalas mapanaginipan ng mga pinoy.<br />
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humihingi ako ng pasenya sa ibang nagsuggest<br />
pasensya na sa mga kaibagan kong sabungero, manaya ng lotto, jai-alai, etc.<br />
at di ko nasali ung panaginip na ahas na naghugis otso, pilak na kalabaw, mga lucky number sa panaginip.<br />
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pasensya na rin sa mga albularyo, manghihilot, barbero, bata at mga sinungaling<br />
at di kasali ang ilang kuwento niyo,<br />
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paumanhin po<br />
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nanantili paring kulang ang datos o kaalaman ng mga oneirologist o mga siyentistang experto sa panaginip<br />
ayon sa ibang pagaaral, maaring ang pananaginip ay paraan ng pagaalis ng mga stress sa isip natin.<br />
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sa bibiliya naman, may kwento roon na sa pamamagitan ng panaginip naiihayag ang mensahe ng Diyos. naiihahayag din ang ibang propesiya.<br />
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kung may iba pang tanong, suhestiyon, komento at anumang reaksyon ay malugo pong tinatanggap.<br />
salamat sa pag basa.<br />
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dahil diyan nakahugot ako ng bagong inspirasyon para makapagpost<br />
ito ay tungkol sa mga<br />
"Pinaka-Madalas na Dahilan ng pagkapuyat (sa gabi ofcourse)"<br />
Ano-ano nga ba?<br />
halina't samahan ako, eto ang mga nailista ko base siyempre sa sarili kong karanasan at sa tulong ng ilang kaibigan.<br />
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ang isa/una ay dahil sa.<br />
<b>Maingay na kapitbahay.</b><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5NjW_ioJxP6QtQnkLV_3M7i2aJkv6tAItLSLR9VlXieE8micmFX2oULcjSQPGXRHRxS8aa7-tV3RuabAfmG2BhReUzayfPIQqoSYela3nCGOk81Ih9twjjQdIPwOTuwg84Sf5VstAkIg/s1600/party-night-HD_wallpapers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="125" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5NjW_ioJxP6QtQnkLV_3M7i2aJkv6tAItLSLR9VlXieE8micmFX2oULcjSQPGXRHRxS8aa7-tV3RuabAfmG2BhReUzayfPIQqoSYela3nCGOk81Ih9twjjQdIPwOTuwg84Sf5VstAkIg/s200/party-night-HD_wallpapers.jpg" width="200" /></a>maingay na mga kapitbahay na ang sarap ipabaranggay,<br />
common na nating naririnig ang katagang...<br />
"kung ayaw niyong matulog, magpatulog kayo".<br />
maingay siguro kasi may kasiyahan doon at nagkakantahan sila, nagsasayawan, may alagang maingay na aso, pusa at langgam. maingay din minsan kasi baka nagiinuman o kaya ay may naga-away, maraming dahilan.<br />
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<b>tip: </b>kung maingay ang aso nila, subukan mong kunin ang aso nila at itali sa bakuran ninyo, nakakapagtakang ok lang sa iyo at sila naman ang maiingayan! bakit ganun?<br />
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Pangalawa<br />
<b>Problema Bukas/Stress. (School, Work, Business, Teledrama. etc.)</b><br />
eto ang isa sa pinakamasakit sa ulo, hindi ka makatulog sa kakaisip ng dapat gawin bukas, o anong mangyayari, o minsan sa sobrang isip mo sa nangyari kahapon, kung makatulog ka man ay papasok parin ang problema mo sa iyong panaginip.<br />
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<i><b>Tip# 1:</b> bilang pakikiramay, tandaan mo na lang ang payo na nabasa ko lang sa Fb.</i><br />
<i>"lahat ng problema ay may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, wag nang problemahin"</i><br />
<i>Tip #2: </i><br />
<i>kung di parin makatulog? uminom ka na ng gamot na irerecommend ko sa iyo. itake ito para makatulog kaagad ng, Inumin every 30 minutes. PM me.</i><br />
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Pangatlo<br />
<b>Surot</b><br />
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nakakabadtrip ang hinayupak na yan! hindi ka makatulog kasi masakit manundot at maya maya ay kakatihin ka na. pero wag mo sanang saktan sila kaagad, alalahanin mo<br />
kadugo mo rin sila, dugo mo ang nanalaytay sa kanilang katawan.<br />
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<i>(ang nasa larawang ay si anub'arak ng DOTA</i><br />
<i><b>Trivia:</b> ang ingles niyan ay bed bugs.</i><br />
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Pang-apat<br />
<b>Lamok</b><br />
kailangan pa bang ipaliwanag kung paano sila nakakabwisit?<br />
kung wala kang kulambo, kung walang katol at kung walang elektrikpan.<br />
hahalik at hahalik sila, ganyan sila ka-sweet.<br />
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<i><b>Tanong:</b> alin ang nangangagat; ang babaeng lamok o ang lalaki?</i><br />
<i><b>Sagot: </b>hindi sila nangangagat. nanunusok pwede (funny)</i><br />
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Pang-Lima<br />
<b>Computer, Blogging, at iba pang kauri nito.</b><br />
dahil uso ang internet at nakakawili dahil maraming pwedeng gawin, marami ang nahuhumaling dito at minsan pati oras ng pagtulog ay nanakaw na nito.<br />
Naranasan ko nung dati. kasikatan ng friendster. napupuyat ako sa pag edit ng profile ko. hindi ako makatulog pag may naiisip nanaman akong bagong ideya.<br />
mas masarap ding maginternet o maglaro ng mga games tuwing gabi.<br />
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Pang-anim<br />
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<b>maling oras ng tulog.</b><br />
tinatawag ding "nocturnal" ang mga taong ganyan, gising sa gabi tulog sa umaga, kasi napuyat.<br />
minsan din kasi ay sa kaso ng trabaho mo example si batman.<br />
may sadyang habit niyo nang magkakaibigan, trip ang magwalis twing gabi.<br />
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<i><b>Tip</b>: ibang trip na lang</i><br />
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Pang-Pito<br />
<b>Pag-ibig</b><br />
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dumako naman tayo sa nakakilig na parte ng entry na ito.<br />
pag-ibig. yihee<br />
hindi mo alam pero ang sarap isipin ng mga bagay bagay tungkol sa kanya.<br />
nakakapuyat at nakakatigyawat pero masarap ang feeling.<br />
alam mong corny ka na at nanaginip ng gising. pero masaya. nakakapuyat din kasi gusto mo siyang makausap sa phone, makachat sa facebook, nakakawili ding magtext at pasahan siya ng mga patama mong quotes at nagbabaduyang pick-up lines. ang sarap umibig<br />
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Pang-Walo<br />
<b>Multo</b><br />
madalas ang mga bata ay di makatulog dahil sa takot mag-isa, minsan pati matanda takot sa mumo.<br />
aaminin ko, minsan may panahong ayaw kong mag-isa, lalo na sa mga probinsya na ang mga kasama mo ay butones ang mata at nakalaylay ang bituka.<br />
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Pang-Siyam<br />
<b>May kasama kang malikot matulog.</b><br />
hindi ka makakatulog pag sobrang likot ng katabi mo, tanday ng tanday.<br />
naranasan mo na bang masiko, masipa , matuhod.<br />
malas mo lang kung may-pigsa ka at matiempuhan yun.<br />
merong nagsasalita ng nagsasalita kahit tulog.<br />
minsan din may mga kaibigan kang nanaginip at nanununtok habang tulog (balita ko ganun si manny pacquiao sabi ni aling dionesia).<br />
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Pang-Sampu<br />
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<b>May beki kang katabi</b><br />
sige subukan mong matulog kasama sila.<br />
pinakamalupit, matutulog na akong may mga kasamang butones ang mata at nakalaylay ang bituka.<br />
kesa sa namimitas tuwing gabi.<br />
malas mo kung lasing ka at walang palag dahil tiyak yari ka.<br />
minsan naman! nalalaman mo na lang na pechay pala ang kabarkada pag katapos niyong matulog magkasama (shocking)<br />
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Ayan na ang sampung nasama sa listahan. ang ibang nominees ay hindi na nai-feature dahil kulang ang boto.<br />
ang kape ay nakakagising pero panandalian lamang ang bisa nito at pagkatapos ay agaran ka rin namang aantukin. nakakagising din ang asukal na hinalo dahil sa "sugar rush effect" nito at ang maiinit na tubig pag napaso ka.<br />
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nakakapuyat din siyempre kung may utang ka sa iba, pero mas di ka makakatulog kung may pinautangan ka.<br />
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nakakapuyat din ang pagbabasa ng libro, at panonood ng tv o dvd.<br />
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para magpasa ng iba pang mga dahilan. maaring magcomment.<br />
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inuulit ko, ang mga nabanggit ay base lamang sa sarili ko at sa mga napagtanungan ko.<br />
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maraming salamat sa pagbasa at sana ay makatulog ka ng mahimbing.<br />
oops.. tingnan mo muna kung sino ang nasa ilalim ng higaan mo.
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credits:<br />
http://nakakatawa.blogspot.com/<br />
http://www.short-funny.com/funniest-jokes-3.php<br />
https://bagongbarrio.blogspot.com/<br />
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nung bata ako gusto kong malaman kung gaano ako katalino.</div>
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naisipan kong sukatin gamit ang "electrical tester"</div>
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idinikit ko lang sa magkabilang parte ng ulo ko yung dal'wang rods</div>
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pinilit ko't diniin para pumalo yung pointer, pinihit-pihit ko yung pihitan sa pag-aakalang nasusukat nito ang talino ng isang tao.</div>
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ngunit ng highschool na ako natawa na lang ako ng malaman ko na yung mga numbers sa tester ay pababa. ibig sabihin pagpumalo ng malayo yung pointer eh mas mababa.</div>
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<span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">Paano ba tumalino? wala man akong karapatang magmarunong.</span></div>
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<span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">mayroon akong mga napulot na mga <b>Pamahiin para Tumalino.</b></span></div>
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ang iba sa mga ito ay maaring totoo batay sa lohikal na pagpapaliwanag, meron namang hanggang ngayon ay nananatiling pamahiin at parte lamang ng ating kultura.</div>
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kaya heto na ang <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Mga</b> <b>Pamahiin ng mga Pinoy para Tumalino</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Una. <b>Kumain ng Maraming Mani.</b></span></div>
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Sa ngayon hindi na to pamahiin na lang. kasi scientific proven na ang peanut bilang brain booster. mayaman ito sa vitamin B6, Protein and folate, marami rin itong mga health benefits.</div>
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ang problema lang nakakatigyawat din daw. kaya nasa iyo ang desisyon---pakinisin ang mukha o palusugin ang isipan. kung di ka makapili ay meron pa namang iba, magpatuloy lang sa pagbabasa.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pangalawa. <b>Kumain ng Libro este i-unan ang Libro</b></span></div>
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pagmatutulog raw? iunan ang libro o kaya ilagay sa ilalaim ng unan mo ang libro para tumalino ka.</div>
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siguro hindi siya pamahiin kundi malalim na <b>kasabihan</b>. sa tingin ko, yung mga henyo nung araw eh nagbabasa ng libro at di nila namamalayang nakatulog na sila at bumagsak ang ulo sa librong binabasa. parang ganito.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pangatlo. <b>Pinaggupitang Buhok sa Libro</b></span></div>
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simple lang. Ilagay ang Kauna-unahang nagupit na buhok ng baby sa loob ng libro na gusto mo.</div>
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Dictionanry, Bible, Encyclopedia etc.</div>
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<span style="color: red;"><b>reminders:</b></span> wag isama ang baby!</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pang-Apat. <b>Pinag-gupitang mga kuko</b></span></div>
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tulad ng nauna, ilagay lang ang kauna-unahang pinaggupitang mga kuko at ilagay sa libro.</div>
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effectiveness: ewan?</div>
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try mo na lang kesa itapon na lang kung saan.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pang-Lima. <b>Kailangan Matalino ang Unang Gugupit ng Buhok ng Baby mo.</b></span></div>
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pagtuntong ng unang taon ng bata. humanap ka ng matalinong tao sa tingin mo, siya ang mag-gugupit ng buhok ng sanggol at tatalino na ang supling.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pang-Anim. <b>Lapis at Papel sa Unang Dapa</b></span></div>
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Sa unang dapa ng bata pahawakin siya ng papel at lapis. tatalino ang bata!</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pang-Pito. <b>Iwasang Mauntog</b></span></div>
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nakaka-bobo raw ang madalas na pagkauntog ng bata. kung sakali mang mauntog. tapikin lang ang baba paitaas. siguro yata kasi baka nausog o naiwala sa tamang pwesto ang utak mo.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pang-Walo. <b>Pinagupitang Pusod</b></span></div>
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tatalino raw ang bata kung yung ginupit na pusod ng sanggol ay kukunin at ipapa-anod sa alulod ng bahay ninyo.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"> Pang-Siyam.<b> Gatas ng Ina</b></span></div>
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sa ngayon di na ito pamahiin dahil proven na. ang batang dumaan sa breastfeeding ay lalaking masigla, matibay at malusog. maraming sustansiya ang makukuha sa gatas ng ina na kailangan ng bata sa kanyang paglaki. ang anak ng tita ko halos lahat may honorable mention ng nagtapos.</div>
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ang nanatiling pamahiin na lamang ngayon ay mas masunurin raw ang mga batang na "breastfeed" kasi sa magulang galing ang gatas. ngayon raw ang mga bata eh galing sa hayop ang iniinom na gatas kaya asal-hayop? ewan</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pang-Sampu at Panghuli:<b> Kumain ng Gulay</b></span></div>
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nung bata ako pinapakain ako ng gulay para raw pampatalino. pampa-pogi, pampalinaw ng mata, pampa-tangkad, pampa-macho, pampatalino etc. hindi totoo yun pampa-pogi lang siguro ang tumalab.</div>
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Sa ngayon, yun pa lamang ang nakalap ko, salamat kay tita belen, ate danica, at google sa dagdag na impormasyon.</div>
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siguro kung paano tumalino eto ang alam kong mabisang paraan.</div>
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<b>LAGING MAGTANONG</b></div>
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tunay na ang batang palatanong ay batang marunong</div>
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pwede kang maging marunong sa maraming bagay. pero nakakatawa, na kahit na alam mo na yung mga kumplikadong bagay, meron paring simpleng bagay na kakamot ka sa ulo mo.</div>
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<b>halimbawa:</b> ano kaya ang kulay ng ilong ni elmo?</div>
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anyway maraming salamat sa iyo at sa lahat ng natanungan ko. may ibang nagsasabing walang katotohanan ang pamahiin. ang iba ay kung sumimangot muna bago sumagot. sabi nila meron talagang gifted. sabagay naiintindihan ko naman sila.</div>
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di naman pwedeng sumandal na lang sa pamahiin.</div>
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wala rin raw golden spoon sa edukasyon.</div>
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lahat kailangan magsunog ng kilay.</div>
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ito ang kasabihan ng matatanda.</div>
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na kelan ko lang naintindihan noong ang ate ko ay nagrereview. nakatira kami noon sa probinsya. walang kuryente kaya gasera ang gamit namin. sa sobrang yuko ng ate ko na halos nakasubasob na.</div>
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yung dila ng apoy ng gasera ay naabot ang buhok ng ate ko ng di niya alam, mabilis na nasunog ang buhok niya.</div>
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hanggang dito na lang at GOD BLESS</div>
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benjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02886250940126387754noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7482119660713278644.post-9504611633689221482011-10-19T04:35:00.003+08:002018-04-17T15:56:57.849+08:00Tuko for Sale, Timbog<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">hindi na maka deny ang suspek.</span></div>
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nang ipakita ko ang larawan na ibedensiya laban sa naka-maskarang japanese national.</div>
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at hindi niya maikailang siya iyon. hawak din namin ang video habang nasa akto siya ng panghuhuli ng tuko.</div>
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huli ka ngayon, bawal yan sa aming bansa.</div>
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ayon sa aming tipster, 500 thousand at pwede pang tumaas sa bawat tukong </div>
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may timbang na 300 grams!</div>
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kaya dinadayo ang Pilipinas dahil maraming tuko dito.</div>
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pinaniniwalaan ding gamot ito sa aids at iba pang sakit.</div>
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ang kailangan lang ay lunukin ito.</div>
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salamat sa aming tipster na amin pang nakakuwentuhan.</div>
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kung wala ang pakikipagtulungan ninyong mamamayan, ang otoridad ay mahihirapan.</div>
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dahil kayo ang aming sandigan at pag-asa.</div>
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sabi ng isang henyyo, success is 99% Perspiration and 1% Inspiration.</div>
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walang silbi ang 99% na perspirasyon </div>
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kung walang </div>
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1% na inspirasyon at kayo yun.</div>
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ANG SUMBONG AY MAY SOLUSYON---AKSIYON</div>
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