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Thursday, January 6, 2011

knock knock jokes


Corny but funny, mga koleksyon ng mga pinakanakakatwang knock knock jokes,
ginalugad ko ang internet, at humukay ng mga naalala kong knock knock jokes at nagtanong sa maraming kaibigan. sana magustuhan ninyo, fine thank you!

Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CIVIL
Civil who?
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.

Knock Knock
who's there?
canada
canada, who?
nakaligo canada sa dagat ng basura

Knock, Knock
who's there
New Zealand
New Zealand, who?
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo, at ang kamay nila ang iyong ilaw...

Knock, Knock
who's there?
FEU UST
FEU UST who?
FEU UST what i see, youre the answer to my pray

Knock, Knock
who's there?
TODA?
TODA who?
TODA fire... to the limit, to the wall


Knock, Knock
who's there?
Kinurot ko kinurot-kurot ko pa
Kinurot ko kinurot-kurot ko pa, who?
Ooh darling cause you’ll always be my baby
kinurot ko, kinurot-kurot ko pa.

Knock Knock
who's there?
Kangkong carrots lettuce tomato
Kangkong carrots lettuce tomato, who?
new york... kangkong carrots lettuce tomato

Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CASHEW NUT.
Cashew nut who?
Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…

Knock knock.
Who`s there?
JEWISH.
JEWISH who?
Don't JEWISH your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't JEWISH your girlfriend was freak like me. Don't cha... Don't cha...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare
pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare, who?
pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare, hallelu... hallelujah...

Knock knock.
Who`s there?
SOLUSYON
Solusyon who?
SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..

Knock, Knock
who’s there?
RIVERBOAT
RIVERBOAT who?
RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.

Knock, Knock
who’s there?
GINABING KOKEY
GINABING KOKEY who?
Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.

Knock, Knock
who’s there?
AGATHA
AGATHA who?
AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night

Knock, Knock
who’s there?
COME BACK TO ME
COME BACK TO ME who?
COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.

Knock knock
who's there?
phone na nokia
phone na nokia who?
phone na nokia di sinasadya 'Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko

Knock, Knock
who’s there?
SAFARI
SAFARI who?
got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jhamppong
Jhamppong who?
Jhamppong mga daliri kamay at paa, dalawang tenga, dalawang mata, ilong na maganda.

knock knock
who's ther?
Mama Para taxi
Mama Para taxi who?
im your biggest fan ill follow you until you love me
Mama para Taxi

knock knock..
Whos's there
Lady GaGa
Lady GaGa who?
kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling nang iba.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I’mma fight ‘til we see the sunlight!

knock knock
whos there
isabaw mo ang kanin sa ihi ng kambing
isabaw mo ang kanin sa ihi ng kambing, who?
isabaw mo ang kanin sa ihi ng kambing...liwanag sa dilim

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu
Pikachu who?
Pikachu, I’mma tell you one time.

knock knock
who's there?
hayden kho
hayden kho who?
hayden kho kayang tangapin na mawawala ka na sa akin

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!

Knock knock
Who's there?
HONDA
HONDA who?
HONDA first day of christmas my true love sent to me.

Knock knock
Who's there?
HONDA
HONDA who?
Honda randandan, hapi hapi hapi birthday, sayo ang inuman, sakin ang pulutan

Knock knock
Who's there?
DINA BONNEVIE, GARY V
DINA BONNEVIE, GARY V who?
DINA BONNEVIE my lover, GARY V my friend

Knock knock
Who's there?
sinigang
sinigang who?
sinigaaannnggg, sandal ka lang at 'wag mong pipigilan

Knock knock
Who's there?
kamuning
kamuning, who?
Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.

Knock knock
Who's there?
soon to open Pan de Manila
soon to open Pan de Manila, who?
Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.

Knock knock
Who's there?
The hill and cow
The hill and cow, who?
The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pacquiao
Pacquiao, who?
But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo

Knock knock
Who's there?
lasengga
lasengga, who?
All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up

Knock knock
Who's there?
2ne1
2ne1, who?
7 + 7 + 7.. 2ne1.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pulis may wang-wang-wang
Pulis may wang-wang-wang, who?
Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh

Knock knock
Who's there?
china
China, who?
Chinaaa... ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.

Knock knock
Who's there?
What can be
What can be, who?
What can be bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit, maglalayag patungong langit.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Coca cola
Coca cola, who?
Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa

Knock knock
Who's there?
little manuel
little manuel, who?
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell

Knock knock
Who's there?
cheesy-palaman-sa-tastyl
cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty, who?
No he can’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ogre si Shrek, Mommy
Ogre si Shrek, Mommy, who?
Ogre si Shrek, Mommy... Im forever yours... Faithfully...

Knock knock
Whos there?
Lahat tayo guwapo at magaganda
Lahat tayo gwapo at magaganda who?
you are the only exception, you are the only exception
                                         -----from comedy bar

Boy: Knock Knock
Girl :Whos there?
Boy: Puso mo
Girl: Puso mo, who?
Boy: There it goes, up in the sky
There it goes, beyond the clouds
For no reason why
I can't cry hard enough
No, I can't cry hard enough
For you to hear me now 

Girl: (nagtataka) eh nasaan yung "puso mo"?
Boy: yung puso ko, diba nasa iyo
(cheesy)


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8 comments:

maenoodle said...

waa mahilig ako sa knock knock jokes haha! ung iba jan bago sa pandinig ko ah. pahiram po :D

benjienious said...

sige kuha ko lang rin naman ang marami diyan eh

Anonymous said...

La nb iba hehehe bago naman

PINOY TV SHOW said...

good job nakakatawa mga job ..

Anonymous said...

Nakakatawa talaga. Mayroon pa bang iba?

Anonymous said...

Knock knock!
whos there?
CHICKEN
chicken who?
Sa kanya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin.
Sa kanya parin sasaya bulong ng puso ko.
Kung buhay pa ang alaala ng ating nakaraan.
Ang pagmamahal at panahon alay pa rin CHICKENya. CHICKENyaaahh. Haah.

Benjie tindao said...

nakakatawa naman yung knock knock sa itaas hehehe. salamat po

Anonymous said...

Edi wow:-D

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